Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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