i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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