I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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