jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
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Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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