I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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