It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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