You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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