Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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