Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
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