Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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