drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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