Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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