I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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