I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
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I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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