ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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