First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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