I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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