does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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