no you cant smoke seaweed
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
