I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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