How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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