I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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