Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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