ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
one might say we're banned from that church
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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