Can Purell be used as lube?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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