too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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