i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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