ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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