Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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