I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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