So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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