How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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