I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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