i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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