Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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