the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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