Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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