oh god the rape fog is back!
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
