dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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