i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
We had to coat check the pizza.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
wow bdsm is so cute
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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