I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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