Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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