weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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