Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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