At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
