we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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