i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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