Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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