are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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