Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
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Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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