So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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