just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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