she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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