My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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