this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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