My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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